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NEW: Lines from Buffy 7.01. Below are all of Drusilla's lines from all twelve episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer that she featured in the second season, and now includes those from her more recent appearances in Buffy and Angel. Angel "Dear Boy" Black sky. It wants a little wormy me. No! … no. Make it stop. Eyes like arrows … like, like needles! Snake in the woodshed. Snake in the woodshed. Snake in the woodshed, snake in the woodshed! "Darla" When I bit into him, I could hear the ocean. I'm full and warm, yet all alone. Not in the least. You won't even just a little bit. No. His head's too full of you, Grandmother. Don't be cross. I could be your mummy … I could! I could pick the wisest and bravest knight in all the land and make him mine forever with a kiss. Angelus has gone all away. Where is he? He shall be very cross if he finds we had a lovely mass slaughter without him. Okay. Pretty music. Pretty, pretty music. They cry out for mercy. They cry out for mercy. May I tell? My little Spike just killed himself a Slayer! I smell fear … It's intoxicating. "Reunion" I can hear them singing to me. Oh, yeah. Grandmother is very pleased with it. I can tell. Aren't you, Grandmother? My daughter. She's dead. Shhh, just for now. I'm going to be a mummy. No. I have preparations to make myself. Run and catch, run and catch, the lamb is caught in the blackberry patch … That's not a fitting gift at all for our newborn grandmummy. I saw you coming, my lovely. The moon showed me. It told me to come into the twentieth century. Hmmm, I'm still lagging. Now everybody's home. Baby's up from her little nap. I drank Chateau Latour once. It tasted like lion's blood. I'm very worried about Grandmum. The building was quite tall ... you know? Angelus wasn't happy in the least. Angelus is on his way here now. He's very cross. Did I do something to displease you? Grandmother, what? Don't be angry. For you. All for you. I thought it was what you wanted – to be saved. All alone. All alone in the dirt. We've lost our way and the little worm won't dance if he's told to. No, no ... You're all new again. Can I have it? Can I? Men are drawn to them. Oooh – I'm ringing. Do you hear it? I'm ringing all over. <Darla reaches into Drusilla's pocket and removes Dru's mobile phone> Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. Ooh ... I like the sound of that. Do you like it? Am I pretty then? Very sweet she was - like clover ... and honey. Pretty lawyers all in a row. You have beautiful skin. That was very thoughtful of you. Grandmum won't eat the double speak. I hear the sirens. They don't know if the world will be there in the morning. People. Huddled together, crouching in fear. Daddy's home. Look what we have for you. It's not Daddy. It's never Daddy. <hisses> It's the Angel beast! Yeah. Yeah! Spank us 'till Tuesday. <growls> We promise to be bad if you do. He's soul-sick. Not even thinking about his own family. Only thinking about them. Daddy. "Redefinition" He's got cow-eyes, big and black … moooooooo … Eyes like needles … He sees you, sees what you were. You'll never be alone again. He's watching you, my sweet. Right now. He wants to punish us … he thinks we've been naughty … He remembers when you were warm … I didn't like that barkeeper. Can't get his eyes off my fingers. My little bird is anxious. He won't leave, you know. We could have a thousand soldiers, and still he'll come. Galloping, galloping, still he'll come. You miss him. Like a heartbeat. Ooh. Flogging. Ooh. Churches. I see such pretty fire … And pain … so much suffering … The flames are lovely … they dance, and the fire licks like a cat … and the screams, oh, it's like star music … Oh, it's beautiful. Dark and dank - it reeks of death. Can we buy it? It could be our castle. I like the girl. She's wicked. Ten little soldiers all in a line … A shot rings out, and down to nine. Dead already? Bad soldiers. A shadow ... I'm burning! Burning! Make it stop! Make it stop! He's gone! He's all gone! Oh, it hurts … it hurts … Darla, help me! Help me, please! Please, please … Buffy the Vampire Slayer "School Hard" Look at all the people. Are these nice people? This one has power. I could feel it from the outside. Do you like daisies? Hmm. I plant them but they always die. Everything I put in the ground withers and dies. Spike? I'm cold. I'm a princess. I can't see her. The Slayer, I can't see. It's dark where she is. Kill her; kill her, Spike. Kill her for me? Kill her for princess? You are my sweet ... my little Spike. Miss Edith speaks out of turn. She's a bad example, and will have no cakes today. Shhh. I'm not hungry. I miss Prague. The stars will align, and smile down on us. A pretty fire! They're preparing. You should go up with them and plan. The boy doesn't trust you. They follow him. I think sometimes that all my hair will fall out and I'll be bald. You see, Miss Edith? If you'd been good you could watch with the rest. Spike, did she hurt you? Oh, come here. You'll kill her, and then we'll have a nice celebration. Yeah. With streamers... and songs. He doesn't want to play. "Halloween" Miss Edith needs her tea. Do you love my insides? The parts you can't see? Don't worry. Everything's switching. Outside to inside. It makes her weak. Do you know what I miss? Leaches. Tomorrow. Someone's come to change it all. Someone new. "Lie To Me" Are you lost? Do you want me to walk you home? My mummy used to sing me to sleep at night. Run and catch, the lamb is caught in the blackberry patch... She had the sweetest voice. What will your mummy sing when they find your body? Oh. Well, I'm not a person, see, so that's just... My Angel! Do you remember the song mummy used to sing me? Pretty. Yes, you do. Or you'll hurt me? No. No, you can't. Not anymore. My dear boy's gone all away, hasn't he? To her. The girl. The Slayer. Poor little thing - she has no idea what's in store. Oh no, my pet: this is just the beginning. You sing the sweetest little song. Won't you sing for me, hmmm? Don't you love me anymore? My tummy was growly. And you were out. Come on. <whistles> I'll pout if you don't sing. Angel. I'll give you a seed if you sing. Wait love. I want a treat. I need a treat. Spike? "What's My Line" - Part One Spike, come dance? I, I, I need to change Miss Edith. Shhh, shhh. You'll make it right. I know. Don't. He can't help you. Not without ... the key. Yeah. Yeah! Now will you dance? It hums. I can hear it. Spike? They're coming to my party. Three of them. He's passing under our feet right now. Time is ours. It brings the Slayer closer to them. Right, right in front of us the whole time. "What's My Line" – Part Two I was dreaming. We were in Paris, you had a branding iron, and there were worms in my baguette. Angel? Forever. Spike, let me have him. Hmm? Until the moon. Bring him to me. You've been a very bad daddy. The lamb is caught in the blackberry patch. My mommy ate lemons, raw. She said she loved the way it made her mouth ... tingle. Little Anne: her favourite was custard, brandied pears. Shhh! And pomegranates. They used to make her face and fingers all red. Do you remember? Hmm? Little fingers? Little Hands? Do you? Bite your tongue! They used to eat cake and eggs and honey. Until you came and ripped their throats out. Say Uncle, Ah that's right you killed my uncle. He makes pretty colours. Shhh. Rrruff! Bad dog. Spike, no! Spike the moon is rising. It's time. Black medicine. Murderous child. Spike. Don't worry, dear heart. I'll see you get strong again ... Like me "Surprise" Happy birthday, Buffy. But the invitations are sent. My gatherings are always perfect. Remember Spain? Eh? The bulls? Shhh, I've got good games for everyone. You'll see. These flowers … are wrong. They're all … wrong! Erruuuh. I can't abide them! Can I open one? Can I? Can I? Oooh. It reeks of death. This will be the best party ever. Because … it will be the last. You lost it? You … lost my present. Make a wish. I'm going to blow out the candles. Ok. Hurry back then. Now, now, hands off my presents. More music! Ahh. The best is saved for last. He's perfect, my darling. Just what I wanted. Goll. Would you like a party favour? Do it again! Do it again! It's delicious. I only dreamed you'd come. <growls> Chilling, isn't it? She's so full of good intention. And if you go first, you don't get to watch the Slayer die. Go! "Innocence" Nonsense. They'll not disturb us here. My Angel's too smart to face the Judge again. <moans> Angel … ? I'm naming all the stars. I can see them. But I've named them all the same name. And there's terrible confusion. Angel. You've come home. Everything in my head is singing. We're family again. We'll feed. Grrr. And we'll play. How did this happen? Psst: we're going to destroy the world. Want to come? You don't want to kill her, do you? You want to hurt her. Just like you hurt me. Oh, goody! "Bewitched, Bothered, Bewildered" Ahhh. It's beautiful. Mmmm … Oh … Angel. It's still warm. Don't worry Spike, Angel always knows … what speaks to a girl's heart. Don't fret, kitten. Mummy's here. If you harm one hair on this boy's head … Just because I've finally found a real man. Your face is a poem: I can read it. Shhh. How do you feel about eternal life? "Passion" I brought you something. Poor thing, she's an orphan. Her owner died … without a fight. Do you like her? Hmm? I brought her especially for you. To cheer you up. And I named her … Sunshine! Open wide. Come on love, you need to eat something to keep your strength up. Now, open up for mummy. Why, Angel. Where have you been? The sun is almost up and it can be so hurtful. We were worried. You must forgive Spike. He's a bit testy tonight, doesn't get out much anymore. Awww. You two boys … fightin' over me and all. Makes a girl feel … agghhh. The air. It worries. Someone … an old enemy is seeking help … help to destroy our happy home, ooohh. Miss Sunshine here tells me you had a visit today. But she worries. She wants to know what you and the mean teacher talked about. But, Spike, the bad teacher was going to restore Angel's soul. "I Only Have Eyes for You" Wow, look. Jasmine. Like us. Oh Angel, it's fairyland. Maybe, I'll sleep under the ground. Dig myself a little burrow. Then I'll sleep naked, like the animals do. There's a gate, it opening. It's black. <moans>. It wants her. <moans> The Slayer. It's time, Angel. She's ready for you now. She's dancing. Dancing with death. What was it? A demon? Poor Angel. Of course, we'll find you a nice toddler. Want to come pet? "Becoming" – Part One Bless me father for I have sinned. It's been two days sense my last confession. Father? Oh father I'm so afraid. I had, I've been seeing again father. Yesterday the men were going to work in the mine I had a terrible fright. My stomach all tied up and I saw a horrible crash. My mummy said to keep my peace it didn't me nothing but this morning they had a cave in. Two men died. Me mum say's I'm cursed my seeing things is an affront to the lord. That only he's supposed to see anything before they happen. But I don't mean to father I swear I swear. I try to be pure on the inside. I don't want to be an evil thing. A devil? What can I do? No. I want to be good I want to be pure. Father I beg you please. Please help me. Yes. Yes father thank you. Yes? Met an old man. Didn't like him: he got stuck in my teeth. But then the moon started whispering to me. All sorts of dreadful things. Oh, yeah: something terrible. Psst, psst, psst, psst, psst, psst ... At the museum. A tomb … with a surprise inside. That's what's been whispering to me. Shhh. He fills my head. I can't hear anything else. He will swallow the world. Spike? Spike my sweet the fun is about to begin. This is so … disappointing. What are we going to do? Enough! <fights Kendra> Look at me, deary. Be in my eyes. Be in me. <slits Kendra across the throat with her finger nail> Night, night. Let's get what we came for, dears. "Becoming" – Part Two Is that better? Poor thing lets see what's inside. Huh! Of course. Look at me. Be in me. See with your heart. Sorry - I was in the moment. Ooo: here he comes. "Fool For Love" And here I wonder … what possible catastrophe came crashing down from heaven and brought this dashing stranger … to tears. I see you. A man surrounded by fools who cannot see his strength. His vision. His glory. That, and burning baby fish swimming all 'round your head. Don't need a purse. Your wealth lies here <touches Spike's heart>, and here <touches Spike's head>. In spirit and ... imagination. You walk in worlds the others can't begin to imagine. I see what you want – something glowing and glistening. Something ... effulgent! Do you want it? The King of Cups expects a picnic! <claps> But this is not his birthday. Ewww, Spike. Look at the wonderful mess you've made. That's a Slayer you've done in. Naughty … wicked … Spike. May I tell? My little Spike's just killed himself a Slayer! I smell fear … It's intoxicating. Why can't you kill her? But you're lying, I can still see her. Floating all around you. Laughing. Why? Why don't you push her away? I have to find my pleasures, Spike. You taste like ashes. You can't blame a girl, Spike, you're all covered with her. I look at you, all I see is the Slayer. "Crush" A happy memory, pretty Spike. Look who's come to make everything right again. Mmm-hmm. It is ... like lollipops at the circus. Although ... didn't care for Angelus setting us on fire. I want us to be a family again, my William. Come back with me. Naughty! Shhh. You needn't make up stories. I already know why you're not coming. Poor boy. Tin soldiers put funny little knick-knacks in your brain. Can't hunt! Can't hurt! Can't kill! You've got a chip. I don't believe in science; all those bits and molecules no-one's ever seen. I trust eyes and heart alone. And do you know what mine is singing out right now? You're a killer! Born to slash ... born to bash ... and <gasps> oooh, bleed like beautiful poetry. No little tinker-toy could ever stop you from flowing. Oohhh. All in your head. I can see it. Little bit of ... plastic, spiderwebbing out nasty blue shocks. And every one is a lie. Electricity lies, Spike. It tells you you're not a bad dog, but you are. It's been fun while it lasted, Harm, but I think it'd be best now if you hit the road. And there you are, my darling, deadly boy. My boy's been feeding again. But I know what he really wants to eat. Shall we tie her up? Play with her a teensy bit first? Oooh ... I like it when you're all dour and straight-to-buisness-like. Not nice to change the game in mid-play, Spike. You've taken my chair and the music hasn't stopped. I think I shall be very cross with you when I'm free again. But it's so funny. I knew ... before you did. I knew you loved the Slayer. The pixies in my head whispered it to me. Oh, we can, you know. We can love quite well. If not wisely. Awww... Ow! Yes, please! I like that game much more. Am I? That's right, little girl. Teach our naugty boy a lesson. Poor Spike. So lost. Even I can't help you now. "Lessons" But you never will. You'll always be mine. You'll always be in the dark with me ... singing our little songs. You like our little songs, don't you. You've always liked them - right from the beginning. And that's where we're going ... "Bring On The Dark" Kick a dolly when hes down, that was always your style. Has buckets of energy, poor dear; been laying in wait for his mummy, since before the bug ward. There, there, pet: soon as the moon comes youll have your carnage! Little girls tare so easily ... like pink paper. Until then well have our way with this one. Got it coming he does. Thats why out kind make such good dollies - hard to kill. Tried to enlighten little Buffy didnt you. Spill, spill, spill, spilled our secrets like sea. But you forgot: I say what you tell and what you know. I say when this is over. And Im not done with you yet - not nearly. Think of it as a game - a fun funny game, without all the rules ... or any of the bothersome winning part. But still, there are sides. You have to choose a side Spike. Then we can fly, be free and visit all out friends as they come squirming up from out the earth. I know you like a good wriggle, and a giggle, and a squiggle. No, Im really not. Hmmm ... Daddy - no kicking. Its almost Christmas day today and youve gone spoiling it. Ive been so very good all year. <Growls> But I can be bad if you like. Bad daddy needs a caning. Never learnt his head masters lesson while all the school bells ring and ring and ring. Ring, ring. Choose a side - choose our side. You know that its delicious. What do you say? Stupid, stubborn daddy. Ring, ring, ring. Do you know why your alive? Youre alive for one reasonm and one reason only: because I wish it. Do you know why I wish it? Because Im not done with you. And what makes you think you have a choice? What makes you think youll ever be any good at all in this world?! |